You're goddamn right I'm a blessed lamb.

A post I saw on Facebook:

fresher-than-a-motherfucka:

“Who the hell names hurricanes and why do they give them the least threatening names? If you see on the news that hurricane Erin is blowing through, you’re like ‘Pfft. Erin? I can take that slut’. But if it’s like hurricane Dicksmasher is coming, you pack up and leave.”

(Source: finnicktional, via kaizerwolf)

After a thoughtful discussion, Chris, Gabe, Luke and myself have made a list of things the new Every Time I Die album is better than:

thisemsurvival:

• Creed
• Toast
• Tits
• Bread
• Cheese pizza
• Economic cars
• Fender guitars
• Flip Flops
• Anyone who wears socks and sandals at the same time
• Creed
• Coasters
• “Chupa Chups” wrappers
• Speedos
• The pointless lids you get off of McFlurries
• Corrination Street
• Emmure
• Channel 5 in general (Is Channel 5 still going?)
• The Thursday late night episode of Hollyoaks
• Fields
• Norfolk
• The Sainsbury’s own brand Jaffa Cakes
• Sainsbury’s “Live Well For Less” range
• Aldi
• Creed 
• Adam Lambert
• Those girls what hang about with Gunther
• Shit jokes
• Creed
• Internet Explorer
• ubuntu
• North Korea
• Communism
• BIC whiteboard markers, the cheap knock off of the Sharpie pen
• Firefox
• Jehovah’s Witnesses
• Creed
• The lettuce you get on Subway sandwiches
• The shenanigans of Wil. E. Coyote
• A.C.N.E explosives
• Rick Santorum
• The Facebook “Timeline”
• The old person that is ALWAYS using the Self-Cashpoint in Tesco
• Go-Compare
• Rick Astley’s dead career
• The early Opeth albums
• Soggy cheese on toast
• Mass Effect 1
• Bidets
• The Westboro Baptist Church
• Scott Stapp’s solo album
• Final Fantasy XIII
• Lava Lamps
• The BNP
• Mr Freeze, as portrayed by Arnold Schwarzenegger
• Herpes
• Permafrost
• Leaves
• GEOX- The shoes that breathe
• Those shoes with roller skates in them
• Obscure Japanese ninja games
• Hermand Goering
• Creed
• The first incarnation of Top Gear’s “The Stig”
• Predator 2
• Alien Vs. Predator
• The uncooked bit of popcorn you always get in your popcorn at the cinema
• Labradoodles
• Modern day Cowboys
• Venereal diseases
• Lightning (both the lightning and the Final Fantasy XIII character Lightning)
• Business Studies
• Antoine Dodson
• Obesity
• The fluff you get at the bottom of your pockets
• Same Difference
• The dickheads at Butlins
• Lars Ulrich’s drumming
• Lars Ulrich’s hair
• Lars Ulrich in general
• Nick Griffin
• Donald Trump’s hair
• Nick Clegg
• Sir Alan Sugar
• Having diabetes
• Pregnant teenagers
• Incest
• Jack The Ripper
• Metal Gear Solid’s 40 minute un-skippable cutscenes
• Capchas
• Game Boy Micro
• Every film Nicholas Cage ever has been, or will ever be in
• The USSR
• Saw films atfer Saw 3
• The 2nd generation in Skins
• Parkinson’s disease
• Hosting sites that make you try and buy premium accounts
• Ladders
• Mova The Vampire’s fucking cat
• Tom Dare’s opinions on hardcore
• SOPA
• Bars of soap
• Barnsley
• “Bratz” dolls
• Cutting yourself whilst shaving
• Juggalos
• The video for Insane Clown Posse’s “Miracles”
• Racist people
• and Creed.