this episode changed me forever

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Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango.



idk i really like this picture of me as Sailor Mars for some reason

You know exactly why you like it, Shmee! 

Woah she exists

Stoners are the worst texters. Were either too busy smoking, forget we have a phone, or staring at the text wondering if it makes any sense.

Shiny ship makes a happy Shayne. 🚀#mothership #mothershipglass #eastcoastdabbers #dabs #clean

do you know what I love?


I love it when the people I am involved with speak up about their needs. It makes it much, much easier to help them to be happy.

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Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door.

Unknown (via noirdunuit)

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“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

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in which brendon’s cookie is stolen [x]

You can taste how sad he is. Probably doesn’t taste as good as the cookie.

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